vomitburp:

There is literally no gif as perfect as this one

I’m on break right now so I am just going to have my phone on airplane mode. Soooo everything is on queue now. I just need a break.


guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(Source: guy, via obeselyalexis)


the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via helpimtalkingandicantshutup)


just learned a bunch of sad songs on the ukelele


vans-warped-tour-2013:

imagiine-the-bands:

ptv—oneshots:

dr00mz:

longboardsandpoppunk:

littlemiss-living:

sweatersandkellin:

holdon-tillmayy:

when you see the lucker stomp
you reblog the lucker stomp

and you forever reblog the lucker stomp

instant reblog the lucker stomp

Never listened to suicide silence but I respect the stomp.

WHENEVER MITCH IS ON YOUR DASH YOU REBLOG IT

No matter what kind of blog you are!!


Fuck, I love the Lucker stomp. That shit is fly as fuck. 

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via satan-loves-kids)


polanskis:

if we mutually follow each other there is a 350% chance i’ve started to type a really enthusiastic message into your ask box about how awesome you are but deleted it because it sounded creepy when i read it over for the 832nd time

(Source: emmathompsoning, via satan-loves-kids)


fit-state-of-mind:

me flirting 
poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor